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Tuesday, July 24, 2012
From the mail bag
My good friend and old fishing buddy Mark, sent this one along
A Jack Daniels
Fishing Story
I went fishing this morning, but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. "Frogs are good bass bait" I thought to myself.
Knowing the
snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind
the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Just then, I
realized I
had a problem, how was I going to release the snake without getting bit? So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. The snakes eyes rolled back and he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
A little
later, I felt a nudge at my foot. There was that same snake with two more frogs
in his mouth.
Life is good
in the South.
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